Welp, that’s Christmas for me. I was braced for another blow to my belief in my country and by damn . . . . 2018 just got a tiny bit brighter.
You know those songs you sing along to and hate yourself for because the lyrics are about awful people but the music is catchy?
That’s how I feel about the Pina Colada song.
As most of you know, I have a penchant for buying houses that need significant work. Because of that, I hit Angie’s List a lot. But today I learned that they’re not pulling their advertising from Bill O’Reilly’s show because “Just as we trust members to make their own hiring decisions, we trust them to make their own media consumption decisions.”
Because hiring a plumber is exactly like giving money to a powerful abuser so he’ll have more power to continue his decades-long harassment of women.
So I’ve decided not to add to their revenue stream because they just hand it over to a serial sexual predator. I’ve been trying to get somebody on the site chat box to talk to me, but strangely enough, no one is available. It’s noon, maybe they’re all out to lunch. Or maybe, I hope, they’re reaping the whirlwind.
At any rate, thanks for trusting me, Angie! I know I’ve made the right decision.
Evidently Trump cited the horrific events that happened “last night in Sweden” during his love fest campaign rally for the 2020 election.
Nothing happened in Sweden.
This would be just another alternate fact in the increasingly bizarro world America is now inhabiting were it not for Twitter, which immediately adopted the hashtag #lastnightinSweden. The tweets there will warm your heart (especially if you like Ikea and the Swedish Chef).
Also, I’m moving to Sweden.
Feel free to skip this, it’s just me frothing at the mouth over something personal.
I’m furious with somebody.
That somebody is being a hypocrite on Twitter.
I would like to tweet back something cutting.
I’m not going to.
BUT I WANT TO.
Since this appears to be Go For Broke week here on Argh Craft, it’s a good time to go back to Legends of Tomorrow because in its new insane season, the writers have been consistently saying, “What the hell, let’s do THIS” and just hitting the show out of the SF/comic book show park. This show was once consistently rated the worst of the Arrowverse–Arrow, The Flash, Legends, and this year Supergirl–and now it’s more often than not rated the best. That is entirely due to the writers room stocking a lot of good weed or just deciding that if it feels good, they should write it. I don’t think I’ve ever had so much fun with Dumb TV. If they bring back Snart, this will be my favorite show. Oh, hell, it’s my favorite show now, but bring back Snart anyway.
Where was I? Right. The pleasures of watching a show (or reading a story) where the writer says, “What the hell, why not?” They are many. Continue reading
There was a new episode of Legends earlier this month (last new one until the end of January), and it showed why Sara is a good team leader, in the same league as Nate and Finch. For starters, she’s a real mother, in every sense of the word. Continue reading
So that was fun. Kinda. I had to wade through a lot of Hawk to get to the good stuff, but I did learn some things, which I’m going to be cogitating about for probably days in no particular order. For right now, I’m focused on what the hell kind of story I’m writing, something the first season of Legends was great at showing what not to do. Continue reading
The first season of Legends was flawed and often terrible. But if you isolated out some of its parts, it was wonderful. I sympathize; this is exactly how I describe my first drafts. So let’s look at how rebooting a flawed series with huge potential is like revising a flawed first draft with huge potential. And of course we’ll start with . . . Continue reading
The last three episodes of the first season of Legends of Tomorrow are: Episode 14: “ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?,” Episode 15: “Now THAT’S a Climax,” Episode 16: “Oh, Yeah, We Still Have To Kill Vandal Savage.”
I think the reason this series made me so nuts when I finally watched the first season this year is that it had huge potential. When it was on its game, as it is in “Destiny,” it’s just terrific. Unfortunately, it was rarely on its game because it had too many team members, too many of those team members were annoying, the writers kept trying to make two blocks of wood the Greatest Love Story Ever Told, the crap crowded out the good stuff (Sara, Mick, Snart), Vandal Savage was a cartoon, and Rip Hunter was the Worst Team Leader Ever. Also, no plot and that damn reveal in Episode 14 that made me insane with rage. How do you fix a series story like this? Kill it with fire.
Well, no, we want to keep Sara, Mick, and Snart. And the time travel premise. And . . . Yeah, it’s worth saving for a second season.
But first we have to clean up this one. Continue reading