I didn’t read any books this week because some people here were inconsiderate enough to keep mentioning Shetland, so I thought I’d watch one episode, just one, you know, to see what it was about. And then when I got to the last episode in Season 7, I realized that I missing the last four episodes because they hadn’t aired yet, and the rest were only going to be available one episode a week, so I have to watch TV twentieth century style now, and I am not used to this, I want all of the episodes NOW.

Anyway, because of some of you enablers I’ve been in Scotland on a screen all week instead of someplace else on a page. So recommend some good books fast, because I’m about to try Vera. And Derry Girls. And Only Murders in the Building. Still haven’t seen Fleabag. TELL ME ABOUT A GOOD BOOK, FAST.