What you don’t need thumbs for:
Typing if you don’t hit the space bar.
What you do need thumbs for:
I cut my thumb open on a can lid yesterday, and now I can’t do anything. Plus ice storm tonight (please please please let the power stay on) and eight inches of snow on Thursday. Thus I am typing short posts for Wednesday and Thursday and setting them to go up on those days, but I will probably be absent in the comments because I’ll be in the fetal position waiting for my thumb to be usable again. Obviously I can type, I’m typing this, but it hurts and I’m a wimp.
Next week, it’s supposed to be in the forties. I can make it till then. I have Diet Coke and chocolate. It’s do-able.
Y’all have a good time in the comments.