Today is Eat What You Want Day.
Before anybody says anything practical, it’s one freaking day. Screw health and good sense and eat what you want. Lean close and snort up that aroma. Close your eyes, let it linger on your tongue, and savor how good it tastes. Hell, roll in it if you want to. Life it too short not to celebrate with good things.
Eat what you want.
(This holiday may be extended indefinitely.)