You may commence “the “Airing of Grievances” and recounting of “Festivus miracles” in the comments. Feats of strength you’ll have to share with those standing close to you in reality, not the internet.
Also, in this case the “family” of the”Airing of Grievances” tradition is anybody including that damn raccoon that keeps getting in the trash because we do not say bad things about the Argh family here. I believe the tradtion is to begin with “”I got a lotta problems with you people, and now you’re going to hear about it!.” Feel free to cut and paste, changing “you people” to the designation of your choice. I suggest “Congress,” “Fox News,” “men who think it’s okay to harass people sexually because they’re powerful and can get away with it,” and “people who make fake maple syrup,” but your rants may differ..
The Festivus miracles are up to you. Mine is the incredible community here that just appeared after I did the first post. It’s a miracle! Especially since in the beginning, on Mollie’s advice, I didn’t enable comments on the blog. Can you imagine Argh without the comments? That’s like dressing without gravy. The blog posts are really just the delivery system for the comments. It’s the only time in our professional relationship that Mollie has been wrong, and it was twelve years ago, so I’ve forgiven her, and it will not be part of my Airing of Grievances.