Cherry Saturday, Oct 21, 2017

Today is Apple Day.  

I have a thing for apples.  They’re the only fruit I can eat without gagging.  No, I don’t know why, but it means that even though I’m not a huge fan of apples (like I am for, say, chocolate), I quarter one every morning and eat it so I can feel virtuous about eating fruit.  Also, apples are pretty good.  Also pumpkin (is that a fruit or a vegetable?*) but it’s hard to quarter a pumpkin and eat if for breakfast while you’re half asleep.  

An apple a day keeps the HMO away.  Also known as the Republican Health Plan.  Eat an apple.

*I googled, it’s a fruit.  Amazingly, so are tomatoes, peppers, and beans.  Turns out I love fruit.  Who knew?

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