Today is National Quilting Day.
It’s also St. Patrick’s Day, in case you have no Irish friends to beat you over the head with it. The kind of people who think up this stuff:
“St. Patrick’s revelers thought wearing green made one invisible to leprechauns, fairy creatures who would pinch anyone they could see (anyone not wearing green). People began pinching those who didn’t wear green as a reminder that leprechauns would sneak up and pinch green-abstainers.”
I’m German/Swiss. Pinch me, I’ll smack you with a beer stein.
Maybe just make a green quilt?