Today is Apple Day.
I have a thing for apples. They’re the only fruit I can eat without gagging. No, I don’t know why, but it means that even though I’m not a huge fan of apples (like I am for, say, chocolate), I quarter one every morning and eat it so I can feel virtuous about eating fruit. Also, apples are pretty good. Also pumpkin (is that a fruit or a vegetable?*) but it’s hard to quarter a pumpkin and eat if for breakfast while you’re half asleep.
An apple a day keeps the HMO away. Also known as the Republican Health Plan. Eat an apple.
*I googled, it’s a fruit. Amazingly, so are tomatoes, peppers, and beans. Turns out I love fruit. Who knew?
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