Today is Be A Millionaire Day.
Given the obscenely uneven distribution of wealth in this country that resulted directly in our current mess, I’m all for everybody being a millionaire and nobody being allowed to spend it on politics. Or Opposite Day.
Still, it’s nice to think about being a millionaire. I could buy things like a new septic tank. And chocolate. Wait, I can buy chocolate now.
I could save a lot of animals. And people. Food banks and homeless shelters. The ACLU. Planned Parenthood. Wait, I can do that now.
Okay, I could buy an RV and make it into a gypsy caravan and travel around with the dogs and my laptop. I’d really like that. Except I’d probably stay home anyway. Too much work to do.
You know what? It’s also Quiche Lorraine day, which I used to make all the time and that I haven’t had that in YEARS. Let’s go with that. I might even make one later if I can remember how. I know eggs are involved . . .
Yep, that’s the ticket: Egg Pie Day.