Today is Oatmeal Nut Waffle Day. And I object.
I don’t object to oatmeal nut waffles, I’m sure they’re tasty and good for you. I object to this insanely specific day. I can go along with Waffle Day or World Nut Day, maybe even Oatmeal Waffle Day, but when you get down to a double-modifier, you’re just being ridiculous.
Bottom line: Eat whatever waffles you want. The Waffle God will still be appeased. Continue reading