That’s Two

You know, you think you know somebody and then they move in with you and suddenly their dark sides emerge. In the case of Lani Diane Rich, it’s particularly egregious.

First I found out about her tawdry past. We were looking at one of those gaudy unicorn illustrations, and I was making mock, and she said, “I used to collect unicorns.”

The silence stretched out and she looked up and said, “What?”

I said, “This is the kind of thing you tell people before you move in.” Continue reading