Have I ever mentioned how important it is to have good writing friends?
I was working on the latest draft of Nita this morning (you all haven’t seen this one), thinking “This will never work,” and SEP e-mailed me about something, and I told her that I was worried because my heroine was drunk in the first scene, and she wrote back “Drunk heroines are fantastic! They get in all kinds of trouble that way. And you know how much I love heroines in trouble. . . . I swear to God I’m going to get on a plane and pull that frickin’ next book out of your head! Be afraid.”
So I sent her the first scene to show her I was writing and got this back:
Today is Global Forgiveness Day.
Remember Questionables? That thing we used to do where you’d ask questions and I’d answer them? That was fun, but boy howdy, there were a lot of them.
So I’m on my last two Questionable posts which will post next week. That’s the end of that unless you have more writing questions, which you would put in the comments if you had any.
In the meantime, here is your guide to previous Argh Questionables: Continue reading
Today, Susan Elizabeth Phillips, the Queen of Romantic Comedy and My Close Personal Friend, releases “the most important book of the 21st century,” First Star I See Tonight, a book I have not read even though somebody said, “I’ll send you a copy.” Well, she’s busy. Because she has a new book out that you should buy. Here’s what you need to know about it: Continue reading
There was a wasp in my bedroom a couple of weeks ago, and I thought about getting a shoe and killing it, and then I thought, “No, be one with Nature.” Then it stung me on the bottom of my foot, incredible pain (I beat the damn thing to death with my slipper), and then I limped for two days. Fuck Nature, this is MY BEDROOM. Then last week I looked up and there was a spider the size of Milton (almost) on my bedroom wall. So I cut the top off an empty water bottle, trapped it inside–sweet Christ that thing was huge–and then took it out on the porch and threw the whole thing over the rail (the spider lived, I’m not a monster). I know spiders are Our Friends, but not in my freaking bedroom. Also, they bite. Then last night, a giant bee started harassing my reading lamp, so I water-bottled it and flung it outside to buzz again, too. And that’s before we get to the no-see-ums and other general insect population munching on my flesh. (Benadryl Itch Stopping Cream: it’s like 42, the answer to everything.)
This has been your Nature in New Jersey post for the month. Continue reading
Today is National Radio Day.
• A while back a lovely teacher whose class was reading some Crusie got in touch, and I told her I’d answer any questions her students had.
• I’m behind on everything this week and need an Argh post.
You can see where I’m going with this.
This is National Catfish Month.
We already did Catfish Day (those fish have a great PR firm), so let’s focus on the catfish in your computer:
It’s been glorious here in northern New Jersey where it’s pretty much always beautiful, but now is also balmy, if you can call temps in the 80s balmy, which I can because I have air conditioning. Also allergies, so I’m sneezing a lot.
I am also going down for the third time under the weight of the news. I hate Donald Trump, not just for the dire threat he poses the republic, but because he’s such a banal asshole. If I have to read about this jerk every day, the least he could do is be interesting instead of repeating stupid and dangerous. Stupid-and-dangerous was interesting for awhile, I grant you, but now he’s just churning his schtick. The problem with Donald Trump’s narrative is that he doesn’t ARC. His character path is a flat line. If you’re gonna be the center of a story, Don, you have to change. Sad! Continue reading
This is Romance Awareness Month.
Which you were probably aware of.
Or if you’d rather . . . Continue reading